Flip-Flops

I was observing people lining up for communion the other morning. (Forgive me, obviously I was not 100% concentrating on the mass.) I noticed that most of the people were in slippers! There must have been over fifteen people in line wearing slippers before I found someone in rubber shoes, then more people in slippers before another one wearing sneakers. After that, more people in slippers. I'm sure they would disagree and say that they were wearing Flip-Flops or thong sandals or beach shoes.

Flip flops? Beach shoes? Thongs?

Nothing more than slippers, I still say.

You may think that I am behind in fashion and all, but that's how I feel. No matter how I look at them, I still see slippers.

After going around the malls and checking out these glorified slippers, I realize now why people would be upset if I told them to their faces that they were wearing slippers to mass.

So there are Havianas, Ipanemas, and Crocs. Apparently, there are also Havanas, Bananas, and Crocs. In my mind, that translates to slippers, slippers, and more slippers. (Sorry, guys.)